Restoring Awesomeness to Art.....

Custom paintings made with bullets and Awesome Photos of YOU

So, I got to thinking about my kids, right? They're very intelligent, love art, and love animals. I realized I'm about 14 years away from their college education and I need to start saving wicked fast.... So I came up with a plan. What if I start a website selling my unique art services in an attempt to save up for their college? So here we are.

Here at ArtisticBallistics.com, we provide the manliest art in existence. We paint using a unique method which involves firing bullets at paint vials in a very specific manner to create colorful art pieces unique not only in form, but in the creation method. Our art has been shipped to happy customers all over the world. Our Ballistic paintings consists of abstract bullet splatter paintings, as well as very detailed stenciled art. Our awesome photographs are a great compromise for a mother wanting "Senior Pictures" and a young man wanting to impress his friends.

We are unique not only in our methods and creativity, but in our experience as weapons operators and ballistic scientists.... patents.... rockets.... blah blah blah. Our artistic/scientific wizardry is matched in magnitude only by our wicked sarcasm and self depreciating humor. Come on, let's be honest. We live in Alabama and make paintings and photographs with rifles. No matter how high tech our operation, people will never acknowledge any technical merit because when we open our mouths we will always sound like backwoods rednecks.

Services Provided

We offer 3 main services

1. Ballistic Paintings - Custom paintings made from your ideas. Give us boundary conditions, we're bring the awesome. If you desire, we will even video Skype with you while we do it... brining you into the creation process with us.

2. Personal High Speed Photographs - This is Alabama, everyone needs a photo of themselves firing a weapon with the most incredible muzzle flash possible. We can do that for your using our instrumentation.

3. Prints of High Speed Photographs - Visit our gallery for high quality prints of ballistic impacts and other flippin sweet moments of glory.

What are you waiting on? CONTACT US and purchase some awesome art!

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Don't care about buying art but still like the idea that I'm saving for my kids education? Heck, why not donate a dollar so you can be a part of this wildly long term and ambitious project?

My 14 year goal is simple. We're not asking for alot from anyone.... just a little from everyone.

PS, Yes... I'm the guy with the chicken